You’ve got attitude. You’ve got sass. And all you’re missing is a hoodie to keep you warm...and prepare those around you for the snark about to spill forth from your very core. The Warning I’m About to Create a Scene Heavy Blend™ Hoodie is just the warning you need.
It’s the perfect clothing choice for you. Your writing cohorts will be jealous and want one of their own. And meanwhile you’ll get to celebrate your craft and express yourself at the same time. A win for everyone!
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Runs true to size.
But this hoodie is also a great conversation starter. And perhaps it will just help to keep people on their toes and to not be idiots toward one another. They don’t know what you’re capable of, and a little bit of mystery is always a good thing.
Some of the benefits of the Warning I’m About to Create a Scene Heavy Blend™ Hoodie are:
- Comfort. This hoodie is made of a comfortable blend of materials that makes it both soft and warm. Once you put it on, you aren’t going to want to take it off.
- No side seams. This fabric is knitted in one piece and uses a tubular knit. This technique reduces fabric waste and makes the hoodie more attractive and comfortable.
- Spacious pockets. Can you even call it a real hoodie if it doesn’t have pockets? But then there are those wanna-be hoodies that have pockets that barely fit a few coins. This isn’t one of those hoodies. The pockets are spacious and will keep your hands warm.
- No dry cleaning necessary. Wash it with your other clothes. Iron it if you want. But the care is standard and, dare we say, normal.
If you’re looking for a comfortable hoodie, look no further. Of course, you’ve got the attitude to go with it, and if you don’t have attitude, then you shouldn’t be wearing this one. But when you speak, if a little bit of salty comes out? Then the Warning I’m About to Create a Scene Heavy Blend™ Hoodie is just right for you.
Get yours today, or you could even present one as a gift for the salty writer in your life!
